Recapalooza!

Thanks to all of you who recapped the show and worked so hard to make us laugh this season!

Kiss and Make-up

Snicks

Eric 3000

Cliff

David Dust

and Tom and Lorenzo

Recapalooza!

TLo is quite upset at Daniel's cut this week.

Cliff tries a wrasslin' theme this week.

Eric 3000 manages to eke out a recap despite his cold.

Kiss and Make-Up is fatigued.

and Snicks thought a certain photographer was hard to please.

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Eric 3000 spots a connection between Rene and Michael Kors.

Snicks is falling in love with Rene a little more every week.

Cliff thinks Rene's now absorbing all light.

theminx wonders about that new tan, too.

TLo didn't even seem to notice.

On the other hand, Lydia, of Kiss and Make-Up has some really sharp eyes.

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David Dust lends his observations of this week's b****-a-thon.

theminx demonstrates how the increasing b****iness is contageous.

Eric 3000 wonders why Charlie seems to be butting into every conversation.

Kiss and Make-Up wonders if she accidentally put on some other reality show by accident....

TLo thought it was Riverdance.

And keep checking on Cliffdvr because he swears a Shear Genius post is going up soon (in the meantime, enjoy his very funny Project Runway recap).

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Eric 3000 remembers Persis Khambatta (who recognizes that name without looking it up? show of hands, geeks!)

Cliffdvr raises his hand high!

TLo wonders about all the crazy foreign accents.

Snicks gives guest judge Oscar Blandi "four out of five on the Rene Scale™."

Wonder what rating he'd give theminx's recap?

David Dust's Mom shows us where he gets his sense of humor.

and Kiss and Make-Up couldn't get an Aerosmith song out of her head during the Short Cut challenge.

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theminx wonders - squid, or Squidward?

Eric 3000 thinks it's more like Davy Jones from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

Snicks thinks Rene is the most entertaining part of the show.

David Dust has issues with Curlyphobes.

Kiss and Make-Up took time off her vacation to watch the backstabbing and butchery!

Cliff wonders why stylists' hair tends to look so ridiculous.

and TLo were bereft when the bottom two were revealed.

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David Dust wants to know if you've heard about Matt's wife...

theminx thinks he loves her very very much...

And Eric3000 thinks she's prettier than you are...

Cliff counted a mere ten mentions of her...

Tom & Lorenzo were bored.

and Kiss and Make-Up was a little creeped out by it all.

Recapalooza!

Snicks doesn't think Daniel has a killer instinct.

theminx can't decide whom she prefers picking on: Parker or Rene.

Kiss and Make-up not only recaps the show, but also tells us how to achieve the winning style with help from Nexxus products!

Eric 3000 has Jaclyn trying out catchphrases.

Cliffieland gives everyone their own nickname!

and...TLo is pretty excited about the return of Tabatha.

but David Dust isn't impressed.

Illustrations of Kim Vo and Vicki Gunvalson courtesy of one of the Web's best illustrators/Photoshoppers (and a big favorite of theminx) Gilmore, of Pretty on the Outside.

Recapalooza!

David Dust posts some deep thoughts about Episode 1.

New recapper Snicks was a Shear Genius virgin....

Eric 3000 was all like, ugh, whatever, and now he's all like, fantastic!

Cliff's recap alludes to Avery Shreiber, Nipsy Russell, Bobby Brown, and Crystal Gayle and includes a pre-cap of the entire season.

The inimitable TLo offers their thoughts on Drag Queen Hair and Lady Bird Johnson.

And theminx discusses Danish pastries, among other things.